Stripper Falls From Balcony During Lap Dance!!!

You can ALWAYS count on yours truly, Louie "Big Noodle Lou" Linguini" to bring you the Hard-Hitting News Stories of the day,.... according to FoxNews.Com:  

A woman was seriously injured after a bizarre incident inside a local strip  club early Wednesday morning, (1/2/13).

It happened at Christie’s Cabaret in The Flats neighborhood of Cleveland,  just after 1 a.m.

According to police, 22-year-old Lauren Block, of Richmond Heights, was  reportedly on the second floor of the club when she went over the balcony and  landed on her head.

Police said they were first told the woman had been thrown over the balcony,  but once they arrived, they realized it was an accident.

According to a report from Cleveland police, a witness said he was getting a  lap dance from Block on the second floor of the club when something went  terribly wrong.

The reporting officer said this of the incident: “(The witness) stated that  (the dancer) grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she  tried to complete some sort of jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first  over the rail.”

Block reportedly fell 15 feet and suffered “major head trauma.”

She was taken to MetroHealth Medical Center, where she is listed in critical condition.

A couple of my ex Girlfriends always used to tell me that Stripping was a dangerous profession . I never believed them, but now that I read THIS sory maybe I should've listened to them......