A Krispy Kreme Hot Dog Exists, And It Is Glorious

Yes. Your eyes do not deceive you. That is, in fact, a hot dog on a Krispy Kreme Donut Bun.

And it is topped with bacon.

And raspberry jam.

What mere mortal dared to dream of such greatness? Whose mind was content to soar among the greasy, glorious clouds of trans fat heaven?

The hot dog is available in Wilmington, Delaware, the home of the minor league Wilmington Blue Rocks. Anyone up for a road trip?