Staff Writer

If movies and TV have taught us anything, it's that all mothers are NOT created equal. While some fictional moms might be willing to play the doting matriarch, others engage in twisted mind games, dole out severe corporal punishment and even commit murder most foul. Think about that the next time you forget to call your mom on Mother's Day.

The young lady at the center of this card speaks for so many of us.

Forget about not seeing the forest through the trees -- this driver couldn't see the road through them.

All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.

When it comes time to talk turkey this Thanksgiving, you may want to make sure you *only* talk turkey.

We're almost as happy for her as she is.

Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.

Looking for the perfect present at the perfect price? We got you covered.

Is this dog actually a dog?

Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.